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Soft, light, and quietly sassy — this tee carries a warm, countryside charm with a wink. A mama cow and her calf curl among wildflowers while the hand-lettered slogan “Not Today Heifer” lands like a friendly, sly shrug. It’s the kind of shirt you pull on when you want comfort and a little attitude: morning chores, coffee on the porch, or a laugh at a market stall. The semi-fitted cut and tear-away label keep things comfortable and low-fuss; the ribbed collar and shoulder tape mean it keeps its shape through washes and wear. Wear it when you need a gentle boundary and a smile — casual, durable, and full of personality.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric for breathable everyday wear
- 100% ringspun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers) for soft hand-feel
- Semi-fitted silhouette with side seams for a structured, flattering fit
- Durable construction: double-needle hems, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape
- Tear-away label, runs true to size, and meets safety/compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Not Today Heifer Highland Cow Tee | Funny Cow Illustration
$15.33
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$15.33
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